P.O.D.I.

"Perfect Buoyancy" — Student demonstrating advanced fin technique (note the fin is not attached)

"Local Marine Life" — A fish. It's a fish. We don't know what kind. Frank from accounting says it's a grouper.

"Bubble Check" — Instructor demonstrating proper bubble technique. Those are not bubbles, that's a free-flowing regulator.

"Crystal Clear Visibility" — Estimated 3 meters visibility. Photo taken at 2 meters. You do the math.

"Tiffany's Famous Selfie" — 47,000 followers and this is the only underwater photo she's ever taken. Regulator not in mouth for "aesthetic."

"Rare Cephalopod Sighting" — It's an old glove. But it COULD have been an octopus. We're choosing to believe.

"First Open Water Dive" — Student entering the water. Note: the weight belt is around their neck. Instructor said it was "fine."

"Gary's Workshop" — Gary's "repair station" featuring a hammer, a wrench, and a tube of super glue. That's all he uses.

"The S.S. Liability" — Our dive boat. Note the "Check Engine" light on the console. It has been on since 2019. Skip says it's "fine."

"Vibrant Coral Reef" — This is a sponge. From Kyle's kitchen sink. He said it was "from a dive trip." We don't believe him.

"Pool Training Session" — The pool with the "No Diving" sign in the background. We dive there every session. The sign is for "decoration."

"First Aid Station" — Fully stocked and organized. Sealed since 2018. Gary says "if anyone opens it, we have to re-shelve the whole thing and that's Dave's job and Dave's on vacation."