⚠ PODI COMPLAINTS ARE REVIEWED BY AN UNPAID INTERN (THEY WEREN'T HIRED) ⚠

PODI Complaints Department

Have a complaint? A concern? A suggestion that we "improve our safety standards"? You've come to the right place. We have a state-of-the-art complaint management system (it's a bucket under Kyle's desk).

Fun fact: 100% of complaints received have been successfully filed. They were not read, but they were filed.

⚠ BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN: By submitting this form, you agree that PODI may use your complaint as "testimonial material" (out of context), may share it with our legal team (Kyle's cousin who watched Law & Order once), and may respond with a form letter that has nothing to do with your issue.
0 Complaints Resolved
12,847 Complaints Received
0% Resolution Rate
💯 Effort Given

📝 File a Complaint

Please provide as much detail as possible. We won't read any of it, but detail makes us look professional.

❓ Frequently Unanswered Questions

Q: How long does it take to get a response?

A: Our standard response time is 6-8 never. We do not have a complaints department. This page was made to look like we care.

Q: Can I escalate my complaint?

A: Escalation is handled by our "Level 2 Support" team, which is the same person as "Level 1 Support" but wearing a different hat.

Q: Do you actually read these?

A: No. They go into a PDF folder that Kyle has never opened. The folder is called "Complaints (Ignore)."

Q: Is there any way to get a refund?

A: Technically, yes. You would need to submit Form 47-B, wait 6-8 weeks, attend a mediation session (not covered by PODI), and then be denied. So practically, no.